Moderator & Site Wank
Posted - 10/10/2015 : 11:27:11 AM
You maybe a muslim if:
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
3. You have more wives than teeth.
4. You can read, but only have one book.
5. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
6. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
7. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
8. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
9. You are amazed that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.
11. You think it’s wrong for women to wear bikinis at the beach but it's okay to marry a 10 year old girl
12. “Think first of your son, then of your camel and last of all of your wife."
13. When your religion of peace “Loves People to Death”
14. You can’t choose between a goat or a sheep to take to your Saturday night Mosque dance.
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